Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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