its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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