I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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