I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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