Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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