my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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