I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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