Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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