...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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