brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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