Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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