they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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