People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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