What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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