I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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