so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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