Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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