This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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