there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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