Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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