plz talk dirty to me
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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