And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
they're like a gay fantastic four
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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