someone get that fucking seahorse.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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