The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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