What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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