Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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