that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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