so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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