Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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