i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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