ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
what day is it and did you see me today?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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