i just wanna soil my oats bro
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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