i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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