He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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