omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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