i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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