dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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