She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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