no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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