How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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