I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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