she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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