Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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