I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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