I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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