I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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