idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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