That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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