he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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