Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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