My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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