Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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