I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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