Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
