we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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