Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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