I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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